Upstairs Downstairs

What transpires when the dog tells you courteously, by barking all evening, as you are altogether attempting to sleep, that it would wish to be asleep upstairs with you, rather than downstairs where it is lonely and possibly freezing. ...
She's learning that when we're downstairs, Mommy puts bugs outside, and when we're upstairs, Grandpa vacuums them up. But isn't that cool? She must've seen him crawl across the floor and under her bed, and she knew to lift the blanket ...
Constantly eating, playing, misbehaving, wrestling, upstairs, downstairs, outside, inside, walk, park, etc. Then, we go to bed at 7, and the next morning we start all over again. My mom and dad might be 'busy,' but I'm just fine. ...
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